Trump Calls Jesus ‘A Loser’ (NOT TRUE – SATIRE)

by Joseph Saraceno

TRUMPLOSERWashington – Donald Trump said Tuesday that Jesus Christ was a ‘socialist loser’ because he used to feed the poor and heal the sick.

Then Trump – the Republican presidential contender who has captured the hearts and minds of at least 20% of the nation’s Republicans – vowed:

“Believe me, Trump would never help the poor.” MORE