1. Why not?
2. He was a pope right, that counts. No?
3. It would look bad if John XXIII and JPII are saints and Paul VI isn’t even beatified. Eh?
4. Because I said so. I’m the pope right? Yes?
5. He was on the cover of Time magazine 3 times. OK, one of them was for Humanae Vitae, but we’ll let that slide, No?
6. What? Do you think I should beatify Benedict XVI instead? That’s a joke. I’m so funny. Eh?
7. He’s already been dead nearly 40 years. Isn’t there something in Canon law about that? No? There will be soon. Eh?
8. He didn’t totally destroy the Church. That’s a miracle, right? Am I right? Yes?
9. That’s ten right? No? Boy this is tough, eh? No? Yes? MORE