(NWO Sport) ‘Do they even have MVPs in soccer? Everyone just runs up and down the field and, every once in a while, a ball accidentally goes in,’ she writes. ‘That’s when we’re supposed to go wild. I’m already asleep.’

Coulter’s reasons for hating soccer are a rum bunch, including that ‘individual achievement is not a big factor’, it isn’t rough enough and the fact that ‘it’s foreign.’

As a conservative, she also she argued that liberals only love soccer – and the metric system – because they’re both ‘European.’ MORE