…not to mention a New Christian Holiday

Not feeling well, and being concerned about his immortality, Barack Obama consults with a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and reaching out to the future, she tells the President, “You  will die on a Jewish holiday.”

With much anxiety, Barack asks, “Which holiday?”

“It really doesn’t  matter.”  She replies.  “Whenever you die,
it will be  a Jewish holiday.”